Three Hours in a Parking Lot

Last step in drive through Covid testing

Today’s adventure is brought to you by our global pandemic, COVID-19!

A cough, a headache, a bit of fatigue, perhaps a sore throat; a cold, or has Covid caught up with us? Probably not, but it’s better to know. If you don’t know you can’t protect those around you.

My son and I set off this morning to get tested. A half hour drive each way, and a three hour wait in line was our fate. When we arrived , the line of cars was already most of the way down an access street to the Hillsboro Stadium, where the testing was being done. In the distance we could see- cars. Lots and lots of cars.

Eventually, we turned the corner and before us we saw- cars. Cars in multiple lanes, perhaps 6 lanes, bumper to bumper. I’m not good at guessing distance so I won’t try.

Now in our lane, our bumper close to the car in front of us, which happened to be a red SUV. We pulled up, and originally left my Jeep running. After a while we realized we would be there a while, and turned off the motor.

From the end of the lane we could see the actual testing tent. Our goal was visible.

We crept along slowly. The first medical person approached and got our information. Note: on the website it says they will test everyone, but in reality they test only those with direct exposure or who are having symptoms that could be related.

It was a long wait. I don’t know how it is in other areas, but given my experience, I’d recommend you bring a cell phone charger. I’d also recommend things to do. Books, movies, a snack and a drink. We spent most of the time with the engine off, waiting in place.

Finally we were up to go in the tent! The tent held two lanes of cars, each lane holding perhaps a dozen cars, perhaps a few more. There was room perhaps for two more lanes, but I’m guessing they didn’t have enough staff to run more than two.

It was fairly quick once we got into the tent. They rechecked our information, had us sign waivers, got our MyChart information for results and then it was time.

The test was annoying. It’s not painful. It’s not scary. It’s just annoying. They used a long stick with a slender brush-like swab that was probably around a centimeter long. They have to get it far up into your nose to where the virus would be if you’re infected.

They described the feeling well. It’s very like the feeling you get if you go swimming and get water up your nose. It’s over in 5 seconds, though the irritation lasts longer. Results will be available in the next 1-3 days.

It’s a simple thing to do, and it will probably be negative for both of us, but it’s one way to help stop this virus. If you have any symptoms, or if you’ve been exposed, take that test. And until you know you’re clear, stay home!


UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!

Both of our tests came back negative! Yay!

A Note About Voting

This is an interim post while I complete the propaganda post I promised you; not forgotten, just taking longer than I expected to make sure it’s a good, solid post.

So I have gotten several text messages urging me to register to vote because I’ve been purged from the voter rolls in my two previous locations. I think this is GREAT! I’ve thanked them each time for their efforts.

I know many of you will feel that your vote is not important. Yes, one vote is a small thing, but it’s also an action you can take. You might not like the choices, but it’s still an action you can take. There are other actions to take, but voting is the easy one, the no-brainer. You can just get the form and fill it in, or, if you dare, go to the polling place and do it in person. And remember that it’s not just about the presidential election. In fact, though that election is important, more change happens from local efforts and from the representatives we choose.

Those of us who live here, in the US, as well as citizens living abroad have only a few obligations to our country. One of them is to vote. If you don’t vote, you are choosing to allow others to determine what your future might look like. Your choices may not win, but at least you’ll know it isn’t you that let you down.

Vote. But you don’t have to stop there. Vote and then ACT! Help others vote. Get involved with causes you believe in.

Click here for a link that will help you register to vote:

https://www.vote.org/register-to-vote/